Hi, this is Bob. Funny Farm. Alpacas.

Lots of alpacas. And we're thinnin' the herd.

Not you. You're staying.

Our animals are quality, healthy alpacas. From good stock.

We love our animals. We stand behind every alpaca we sell.

You do not leave without full training. And we're just a phone call away.

Give us a holler. We've got one just right for you.